I do NOT have a problem

I don’t know what you may have heard from my human, but I do not have a “problem” (now, the slug and champagne, that’s another story entirely)

I just like my nip. And unlike wussy kitties, I don’t just roll around in it and sniff it, I eat it. Yep, that’s right, I “mainline” the good stuff.

Knut and Alice, two of my favorite humans got me the best nip. (oooh, look at all the pretty colors)

I only have one thing to say.

Do NOT touch my nip.



I’ll make you bleed.

~Bad Kitty