The throne. YOUR throne

There are many names for the throne; porcelain goddess, potty, loo, privy, outhouse, toilet, etc… you get the idea.

But the true name of the throne on which your humans must worship you is.

“the PET me seat”

Humans should never be allowed in the bathroom unescorted at any time. On the off chance they sneak in and actually have the audacity to close the door, you must yowl, and throw yourself at the door hard enough to shake the whole room. To finish off the full effect, lay on your side or back and stick one paw as far in as you can. This will get them out of the tub to let you in. (ah, cute and terrifying at the same time)

Whenever they undress, you should stare at them. Never let them know what you are thinking when you do so. (but they DO look silly with their fur off don’t they?)

Now back to the seat.

It is imperative that they pet you when they are on the “pet me seat”.

That’s what it’s for, because we all know that civilized creatures bury their poop.

~BadKitty