Friday, December 8, 2006

Kittymas !!!



OK my feline friends…

The biggest and best holiday of the year is almost upon us.

Kittymas!

Kittymas is great. It’s a day where your humans give you lots and lots of presents (some of them intentionally) and the whole living room turns into a playground.

Just for YOU!

Make sure your humans properly celebrate this holiday.

Here’s a song to get them started…

“The Twelve Days of Kittymas”

"On the twelfth day of Kittymas my human gave to me….

Twelve catnip mice

Eleven butt pattings

Ten ear scratches

Nine dangly ornaments

Eight empty boxes

Seven shiny bows

Six packs of kitty treats

Five unguarded houseplants

Four rolls of wrapping paper

Three yards of ribbon

Two bouncy balls

and a A piece of turkey dropped on the floor..."


Now go train your humans

Ciao and Meow

~BK

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