Attention feline friends
There is an extremely misguided effort among our humans trying to claim that Kittymas is some sort of holiday for them.
As if!
If your humans put presents under their tree that they think are for them, it is YOUR job to rip them open, they belong to YOU!
Behold the glory that is KITTYmas !!!
Fluffy 2:1-20
“On this day a kitty was born in a laundry hamper, soon that kitty will become a powerful self-righteous cat, She will become our mistress.
On this day a star shone as bright as it could telling all of the birth of our Kitty who all some day save us all from our delusions of grandeur and sense of self importance.
On this day the Queen of Petsmart was born to the Cute Calico on the corner, on this day the Queen of Petsmart was born to protect us all from Dogs and Dog People.
On this day our Savior was born on your favorite cashmere sweater. She has enslaved us, shed on us, and barfed up hairballs for us
Let us celebrate the day our Queen Kitty was born”
--Kittymas.”
And now, here is an example you can learn from. Those prezzies are for YOU !!!
Now go open YOUR prezzies kitties !!!
Ciao and Meow…
~BadKitty
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