OK minions…
I need some assistance here.
I need to find the perfect way to punish my human for an unforgivable act against the kitty last night.
Not only did she have the nerve to leave me alone all day to go snowshoeing. Not only did she have to nerve to come home and leave again to go to ZooLights and out to dinner with a friend.
But get this (brace yourselves) she had the audacity to take a bath and lock the kitty out of the bathroom.
No matter how much I yowled, threw myself against the door and stuck my paws under, she stayed in that damn tub.
This is UNACCEPTABLE. There are to be NO unsupervised visits to the bathroom, ever, for any reason.
She claims that when I walk in and out several times before and during her bath in freezing weather, that I let all the heat out.
Tough!
If she doesn’t want to get cold, then maybe she shouldn’t be out playing in the snow and walking around the zoo and night in freezing weather.
She should be home petting the kitty.
So I’m creating a poll.)
I can’t create a real one on LJ, because my cheapskate human won’t give me a paid account.
How should I get revenge on my human (please vote in the comment section)
#1 barf up a wet, juicy disgusting hairball (I just did that, so it will take time to get another good one ready)
#1 chew up a book
#2 chew up a DVD cover
#3 open up all the drawers/cabinets in the kitchen and pull things out
#4 knock things off of shelves/tables
#5 fart in her face
#6 eat her plants
#7 claw something
#8 shed all over something
#9 sulk
#10 give her the stink eye
#11 give her the pink eye (if you’ve ever seen a kitty walk away in contempt with her tail in the air, you’ll know what this is)
#12 other (please explain in comments)
I look forward to hearing your suggestions.
~BadKitty
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